Anonymous asked: Kim Kardashian's a hoe, right

cyberho:

Kim Kardashian’s getting paid tho… are you???? are you getting paid?????? 

chilled:

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

thatcurlyhairedgurl:

luisapa9:

fairyzwonderland:

luisapa9:

Do you ever just wanna lay in bed with someone and talk about each other’s life until you both fall asleep?

after getting laid right?

Obviously

I. Wish.